Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Time to Dish

Those of you who know me are probably wondering why I abandoned the fashion blog (The Designer's Story) and went to this political blog. Well, I am about to relaunch the fashion blog. Mercedes Benz Fashion Week is about to start and we will go from there to London Fashion Week then to Milan and then to Paris. But, based on my background my two passions are fashion and politics.

I was intentionally silent in the previous posts about the fashion and styling of the people appearing on stage at the RNC. But now, it is time to start. I will begin with what I saw as the most egregious offenders. I am doing it this way so I can end on a note that will be somewhat less troubling. So here we go.

I have heard women waxing on about Paul Ryan and what  hunk he is. Really? He is in "exterme" need of a stylist. The first thing they would do is get him to a hair salon. Get rid of that cowlick that makes you look crazy. And for someone who does extreme workouts, you might want to get you suits tailored. That was the most ill-fitting suit I have seen on someone of his stature. It didn't fit in the shoulders; it was far to boxy through the waist and the sleeves were too long. Black suits should be reserved for pallbearers at funerals. Try charcoal grey or navy. You could even do a navy tone-on-tone glen plaid with a subtle maroon or red accent stripe. Buy some shirts in colors that compliment your suits and pick out some ties. And yes, I am a snob. Get French cuffs and buy some cuff links.

I can't even address what his wife and kids were wearing. The question I had was "were they aware that the TV cameras would be rolling"? Mrs. Ryan, if they offer you hair and makeup next time say yes; and take your daughters with you. I know they are young but they do make blazers for young boys. It would be a great investment. They can keep the shirts and khakis just add a rep tie and they will be good to go.

Ann, Ann, Ann. Red is not your color. Helmet hair is out of style and again, if they offer hair and makeup you too should say yes. For someone who can participate in a sport that costs upwards of a quarter of a million dollars to get started in I would think that you could afford real clothes. If you want to buy American may I suggest Ralph Lauren Black Label or if you want to go a bit more feminine, Carolina Herrera. If you don't mind buying European designers, Armani or Akris or even Bottega Veneta.

I don't know if Mia Love and Niki Haley were told to wear washout colors but ladies, next time don't listen. Now I don't know how old Mia Love is but if I were her,, I'd 'rock the vote' in Ann Demeulemeester. I know it is a bit goth but some of it is really beautiful/ If you go to the fall ready to wear (RTW shows for 2012) you will see spiky hair etc. Forget the hair look at the clothers. and Nikki, try Bluemarine or Donna Karan.

Even Mitt needed his suit tailored. I don't understand how or why you would spend over $1,000 on a suit and then just take it off the rack and go home. Get it tailored for pete sake. It's not pretentious, it is good grooming. Again shirts in different colors, French cuffs on shirts and cuff links. Maybe you had them but the sleeves on your jacket were so long who would know.

I won't go into the apparel of the character witnesses. They have an excuse. i probably would have done something more for my big moment on national television but I understand. Just the same if you are called upon again, d a bit of shopping, go to the salon and tell them you are preparing for your close-up.

For my last dish I have only one suggestion. I think the suit Condeleezza Rice was wearing was a great color for her. It actually appeared to fit well and her makeup was well done. I would just love to see her soften her hairstyle. It isn't a bad style it is just a bit severe for my taste. So a bit of a sweep t the side with a layered bob hitting just below the chin would be great on her.

During the shows I will be scoping out looks for the inauguration outfit for Michelle Obama and Ann Romney. My considerations will of course take into account age, personal style, coloring (meaning complexion, hair, eyes) and of course the fact that it will be colder than a well digger's a@* on January 20th. Trust me I have been there for four different inaugurations, it is not a day to try simply to look cute. Warm is a priority.

So in about a week, I am going to do both this blog and the fashion blog. I hope to see you on both.

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